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Rules Eric Slingby Should Follow 1.Just because Alan seems to like flowers, that doesn’t mean I can bring him some at work 2.William may start sneezing all over the place (again) and get pissed off 3.It doesn’t make Alan too happy either 4.Something about them dying a slow, painful death alone in front of him hits home *I don’t really get it why it bothers him so much, but it does *fake flowers seem fine, though 5.When I go out partying, I should call Alan before dawn and tell him I’m home (even if I’m not) 6.If I don’t, he worries and it upsets his condition 7.One night stands also upset his condition and

Rules for Alan Humphries’ to Remember 1.I am not allowed to come to work in a dress 2.Even if it’s what Eric-sempai wants for his birthday 3.If I have an episode at work, I am NOT to TRY and continue 4.No matter how important the document is 5.William-san will do it 6.After he has me removed for the office 7.By force if needed 8.If I continue to break this rule, Eric-sempai WILL reap me 9.Or at least beat me senseless after the attack stops 10.I am not allowed to spin myself in my wheelie-chair 11.I can’t spin Eric-sempai, either 12.Eric-sempai can’t spin me 13.If the Death Thorns makes me late or miss work, I need a

Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do 1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues. 2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'. 3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks. 4. No, not even my own desk. 5. And especially not William's desk. 6. William's lap is not a chair. 7. Neither is Eric's lap. 8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason. 9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue. 10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee. 11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me. 12. No longer allowed to get drunk. 13. Not allowed to get any

1)I am not longer allowed to take my lawnmower out for joy rides 2)Even if Grell senpai dares me to 3)I cannot mow the carpet in my office or anywhere in the building 4)No matter how bored I am 5)I cannot put my paperwork into my lawnmower or William senpai will give me more 6)If I even have my lawnmower on during office hours, William senpai has every right to kill me 7)The same right goes to Eric senpai 8)Having no fuel for my death scythe is not a good enough exuse to get out of reaping souls 9)Stamping my work as complete before reaping the soul does not mean I can get my work done faster 10)I can no longer date mortal girls beca